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ISRAELI-ARAB POLITICS MADE SIMPLE
What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?

The Italian throws the cup, breaks it and walks away in a rage.

The German carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee.

The Frenchman takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.

The Chinaman eats the fly and throws out the coffee.

The Russian drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was a free addition.

The Israeli drinks tea, sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, uses the cash to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

The Palestinian blames the Israeli for the fly falling into the coffee, protests it to the UN as an act of aggression, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a fresh cup of coffee, uses the money to buy explosives, blows up the coffee house where the Italian, German, Frenchman, Chinese, Russian are all trying to explain to  the Israeli that he should give away his cup of tea to the Palestinian.

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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!'

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his  wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the Best toast of the night.'

She said, 'Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?'

John said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.'

'Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!' Mary said.

The next  day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, 'John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.'

She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.' 


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