|
MESSAGE
BOARD
FREE
USER
MANUALS
ALARM
COMPANIES
Alarm Installation
P. I.
Patrol Services
Central Stations
Fire Alarm
Locksmith
ALARM
EQUIPMENT
DSC
ADEMCO
PARADOX
FBI
Wireless_Devices
Central
Station
CCTV
Fire Alarm
Gas/CO-Detectors
Dual Detectors
Glass Break Detector
PIR (motion detector)
Environmental
Magnetic Contacts
Transformers
Batteries
Siren
Discontinued
Items
POINTS
of
INTEREST
Metric Imperial
US
Conversion
Frequently
Asked Question
Statistics
How Devices
Works
Y2K
FALSE
ALARMS
False Alarms Fees
British Columbia
California
Other US Cities
FREE LINK
TO
AlarmsBC
CONTACT US
|
"You know the world is going crazy when the best
rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in
the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing
the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three
most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Need I
say more?"
|
|
|
|
|
Japan's quality standard
This speaks a lot about the
Japanese quality standards and also cultural misunderstandings.
They're still laughing about this at IBM. Apparently the computer
giant decided to have some parts manufactured in Japan as a trial
project. In the specifications, they set out that they will accept
three defective parts per 10,000. When the delivery came in there was
an accompanying letter. "We, Japanese people, had a hard time
understanding North American business practices. The three defective
parts per 10,000 have been separately manufactured and have been
included in the consignment. Hope this pleases you."
Lessons of Life
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman =3D romance
Smart man + dumb woman =3D affair
Dumb man + smart woman =3D marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman =3D pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after
that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I
started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
|
|
|
|
|
|
AREA FOR
ALARM COMPANIES
AND SECURITY
EMPLOYEES
=CENTRAL STATIONS
PROTOCOLS
=SOFTWARE
=INSTALLATION
TIPS
and
NOTES
=FORMS
=PRODUCTS
OVERVIEW
=TECH
SUPPORT PHONE NUMBERS
WEB HOSTING
=DATA
CENTER and
CONNECTIVITY
=VIRTUAL PACKAGES
DETAILS
=VIRTUAL
PACKAGES PRICES
=WEB CONTROL PANEL
=POLICIES
LINKS TO
RELATED SITES
JOKES
DAILY NEWS
CANADA MAP
GLOSSARY
SEARCHING
WWW
UNIVERSAL CURRENCY CONVERTER
CONTACT US
|
